The Veteran Gamer Reenlisted - Warhammer 40K Podcast

Military Veterans and Warhammer 40K Veterans who drink beer, roll dice and talk s*%t.

“Front butt for the morning, front butt for lunch and front butt for dinner” Episode 131

May 30th, 2020

A day late but not short on content.  Ray and Pretty Dick to join Andy talking about 9th edition.  There is also a little boob and butt talk, but hey, Its just another VGR show.

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on a waitlist at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event, so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best tabletop gaming event anywhere, get on the list today. 

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/ 

Hey, do not forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month or higher) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM and a bar Hero Soap. You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com and Hero Soap are offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order.

If you think we are wrong or full of Shit, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a shitty message. 

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm
“Destructive Renaissance” by Dead Swarm

“The ability to acquire your own food from a trough” Episode 130

May 22nd, 2020

After a week off we come back with a monster episode.  First, I am joined by my good buddy Bam Bam from the Flying Monkeys Wargaming Podcast.  He talks about what its like to keep a gaming store alive during the time of COVID-19.  Later in the show we are joined by Dead Swarm front man Rick Fowler as he talks about their new music.  Dead Swarm music is all over the show and without it, the show wouldn’t be the same. To get Dead Swarm music pumped directly into your head holes you can log on to DEADSWARM.COM, @deadswarm on Insta/Twitter, on BandCamp @  https://deadswarm.bandcamp.com, and on YouTube @ https://www.youtube.com/user/deadswarmband

Slaughterfest Update:                    5:25
Bam Bam:                                         14:25
Dead Swarm:                                    1:20:20
“Destructive Renaissance”           2:15:21

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on a waitlist at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event, so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best tabletop gaming event anywhere, get on the list today. 

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/ 

Hey, do not forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month or higher) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM and a bar Hero Soap. You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com and Hero Soap are offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order.

If you think we are wrong or full of Shit, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a shitty message. 

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm
“Destructive Renaissance” by Dead Swarm

“I’ll drink the bong water” Episode 129

May 8th, 2020

In this week's episode, Andy is joined by Jeff Poole from the Focused Fire podcast for a "40K" cocktail hour.  We get caught up on what we have been doing during the lock-down, do a Slaughterfest update, and do a little 40K discussion. 

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month or higher) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM and a bar HeroSoap. You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“I really want some of this jerk off soap” Episode 128

April 24th, 2020

In this week's episode, Andy is joined by Bodz and Helm from the Beyond the Battlefield Podcast.  We discuss what we and GW have been doing during the lock-down, Deathwatch and Harlequins, and we talk smack on the Warhammer Live update.  Since this is Helms first time on the show, we ask him 3 very important questions. 

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“Why do girls have knees” Episode 127

April 10th, 2020

Andy and Ray are joined by Seth to talk shit about the Warhammer Live Update.  Andy is also released from his hepatitis prison and gets back to his favorite sport of drinking beer. 

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

 

“The virus originated with me” Episode 126

April 3rd, 2020

Andy and Pretty Dick are joined by the fattest man in all of Canada Matt Bodnarchuk from the Beyond the Battle Field Podcast.  We get an update on what everyone has been up to and follow up on our video game discussion from last week.  We also discuss Tabletop Simulator, the Warhammer Live reveal show and Orks.

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“Get the banana peels” Episode 125

March 27th, 2020

Andy and Ray are joined by the Canadian Mensch Seth to talk about the whats going on under a worldwide quarantine.  We discuss store closures, GWs shut down and things you can do while we wait to get back to normal.  We also take some of your questions and we get to your voicemails. 

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you don't want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“He should be a monster mate” Episode 124

March 20th, 2020

Its been a while since we sat down.  In this episode we discuss the canceled 40K events and what it means for the META.  Slaughterfest 2020 is still a go at this point and for now we don't expect to have to cancel the event.  We also talk about things you can do while under quarantine.  Later in the show we go to our tactics corner to talk about things we have learned since we last sat down to podcast.  

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you dont want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“The Rock, but fat” Episode 123

March 6th, 2020

We take some microphones to the 2nd annual Happy Birthday Ray Apocalypse Game.  We record some audio between rounds and get some friends on the show.

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you dont want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm

“You get a free college, free healthcare and a free bonus” Episode 122

February 28th, 2020

Andy, Ray and Pretty Dick are joined by the Canadian Mench Seth to talk more about the changes to the ITC format.  Pretty Dick talks about the chaos in the ITC, Seth talks Aeldari and Ray talks about his new girlfirend Grey Knights.  Andy is still salty.

Slaughterfest 2020 tickets are now on sale at slaughterfestopen.com. The Slaughterfest Open is a 2 day gaming convention at the Pechanga Hotel and Casino August 1st and 2nd 2020.  Slaughterfest will also be the final Championship event for the Warmaster Series.  The 40K event is already well over major status and we are still 6 months out from the event so we do expect to sell out.  If you dont want to miss the best table top gaming event anywhere, get your tickets now.  

The Warmaster Series is a west coast regional tournament scene that will crown a series champion and state champions for each state taking part.  You can find out more at https://warmasterseries.com/ or on the FACEBOOK page https://www.facebook.com/groups/378949049487010/  

Hey, don’t forget to support the show that brings you so much joy by joining the Big Dice Club on Patreon. BIG DICE level members ($20 per month) will now get a set of 3 precision cut metal dice from D6DICE.COM You can go to www.patreon.com/vgrpodcast or www.vgrpodcast.com/podcasts and hit the big red button that says “JOIN OUR PATREON” support the show.  

For all VGR listeners, D6Dice.com is offering a special promotion. Use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your order. 

A new friend of the show Hero Soap Company is offering you fresh smelling and tingly balls this year.  There is no reason you need to smell like a Kroot when you go out in the world.  Get Hero Soap all natural soap and a potion of the proceeds go to support veteran's charities.  If that'e not enough, use the promo code VGR15 at check out and get 15% off your purchase.  

If you think we are wrong or full of it, tell us about it.  You can tell us how full of it we are by leaving us a review or a comment on itunes, Podbean or our Facebook page.  You can now also leave us a voice mail and we will play it on the air the next time we record. The phone number for the talk shit line is 442-444-0791.  Remember, if you are going to call let us know who you are and where you are calling from.  You don’t have the balls to leave us a crappy message.  

Music

“Terraforming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Demon in Me” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Swarm is Coming” from The Swarm is Coming by Dead Swarm
“The Virus” by Dead Swarm